just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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