He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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