Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Someone came in the potted fern
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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