you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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