Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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