Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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