Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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