I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
