i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's official drugs can't kill me
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Your penis caused this!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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