try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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