Kiss
Puke
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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