me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I need a burrito and a hug.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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