Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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