i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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