we're blogging at a bar
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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