sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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