the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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