I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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