singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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