All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
where am i from again
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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