NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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