It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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