that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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