Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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