the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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