The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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