Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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