my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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