The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
