Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Couch. On fire.
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