i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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