either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
My feet surprised me
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