Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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