He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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