If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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