you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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