i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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