do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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