idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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