remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just found a bag of teeth...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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