are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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