when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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