all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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