hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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