problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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