the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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