Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Randomize
