He asked me if I "almost moaned"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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