Got a toothbrush?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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