For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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