How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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