Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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