Can Purell be used as lube?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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